In preparation for this afternoon (last day of term 2), I put this list together:
Wiggle and swim
Line up - wavy arms
Line up and link arms
And no, nobody at teachers' college EVER told us about preparing lists like this. It's a choreography list. And before you ask, as a dancer I am a FABULOUS teacher librarian.
We have a concert on the last afternoon of term 2; performances from students and staff. It's the finale to Spirit Week, when there are special events on each day as well as dress themes, and the kids are fundraising for charity. So this week I have done my poor best to garb with bling, rock and roll, ninjas or pirates, and horror. The kids have done a great job (my fave was the kid in jeans and a hoodie on the pirates or ninjas day. I'm a software pirate, he said. That's clever!) and enjoyed themselves.
If you look at this video, and imagine gaffer-taped stuffed animals, costumes made up of salad-cover headwear, shower-curtain dresses and headwear, balloons stapled to a garbage bag dress and, oh, a bunch more invention-of-the-moment Gaga costumery - well, you have a flavour of the part of this afternoon in which I was involved (together with one of the two faculties who did a faculty performance).
(Link: http://youtu.be/Z_bRDeY89A4 )
We finally rehearsed at lunchtime, minutes before.... we did have a colleague holding up cue cards from that list, which helped. The students liked it, anyway!
I showed the choreography list to the dance teacher a couple of days ago. She was very very polite; but the slight widening of her eyes was a giveaway. Guess I haven't nailed the terminology yet....!! (but you know, it was clear enough for my equally non-dance expert colleagues, so that's what matters!)
The happy life of teacher librarians: so you think you can dance? (No. Entertain? More probable.)
It was fun. And now it's hols. YAY!
Enjoy your break, if you're having one. See you back here next term.
PS The longer I teach, the more I realise about how many things they didn't tell us/teach us about in teachers' college. Garbage bag/balloon couture, for example.
PPS I discovered how to date myself instantly among younger teaching colleagues. Use the term "teachers' college".
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